In further pursuit of my ambition to work for the BBC and the Sun, I submit the following kill list for public debate:
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Jeremy Kyle
- Prince Harry
- Dave Camoron
- Margaret Thatcher
- George Osborne
- Nadine Dorries
- John Gaunt
- Melanie Philips
- Nigel Farage
Important notes:
- This is a joke
- I apologise anyway
- Can someone at least shoot Jeremy Kyle though?
- That was a joke too
- Please buy my DVD

this is my list (in no particular order)
1. Nigel Farage
2. Nigel Farage
3. Nigel Farage
4. Nigel Farage
5. Nigel Farage
Like I said, in no particular order…
Tampering with his aeroplane almost did the trick.
Where’s Peter Hitchens? Why does he get to be pardoned?
I agree with Rick.
disappointed you did not find a bullet for ‘the ginger rodent’ Danny Alexander
You seem to have forgotten Russell Howard.
James Dellingpole – for making Americans think there are actually a significant number of climate sceptics in the UK, likening Greenpeace to a paedophile and claiming recycling is some kind of communist conspiracy.
The entire ConDem Cabinet needs to be in there…under one single machine gunning…a waste of bullets,but they won’t go any other way.